Memesendence
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- Memesendence/The Shitpost King
- Body Positivty
- Uncle Karlov's Kompot
- Alvina
- Uncle Karlov's Kompot II: The Golden Cup
- I Like Pie
- Fabulous Secret Powers
- Running Through The 90's And The Flames
- Snow Halation (Remix)
- What A Wonderful World
- Ready To Die (Remix)
- Goodbye To A World (Remix)
Тексты песен
Memesendence/The Shitpost King
It's finally time to take over earth You had been doomed before your birth I shitpost at the speed of light Now it’s the end for all mankind
The time is now, my chance to rise To make something of my useless life It's time to rule over mankind Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.
You foolish mortals can’t comprehend me Your blood will flow into the sea I will conquer all til there’s nothing left I am the king you will accept!
The time is now, my chance to rise To make something of my useless life It's time to rule over mankind Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.
My rule is just! No one can even topple me! When I command my army, they’ll shitpost just for me When all’s said and done, my country tis of thee By the sheep, for the sheep, all hail to the king!
The time is now, my chance to rise To make something of my useless life It's time to rule over mankind Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.
My rule is true, I am the king The ones below, they sing for me Here I stand, the strongest man The time is now, to shitpost through the land
I heard those awful things that they said about you I want you to know that none of that is at all true Those who feel insecure about their bodies I got some words for you
Your smile is so goddamn radiant It makes my eyeballs melt Your body is a temple So make sure you treat yourself You can eat what you damn well please Like maybe a chocolate pie And if anyone says otherwise Then they can fuckin’ die!
You may think that I'm just full of shit, But I’m telling you my words are true You may think that I’m trying to get in your pants But to tell you the truth, I just want to cuddle with you
That verse was for the ladies out there, Men, this one’s for you.
Goddamn you’re all so hot man If you don’t mind me giving it to you straight And if I can be completely honest, I don’t give a shit about your weight You can eat what you damn well please Like maybe a chocolate pie And if anyone says otherwise Then they can fuckin’ die!
And for the people that are inbetween You’re more beautiful then you let on Now take my words of wisdom Go strut your stuff and do no wrong!
You may think that I'm just full of shit, But I’m telling you my words are true You may think that I’m trying to get in your pants But to tell you the truth, I just want to cuddle with you
The morning comes up, and the sunshine fills the room and into my eyes. It's almost time to meet them again, the day’s rewards will be a surprise. The feelings bubbling up inside my chest as I wait for what's in store You’re always on my mind, just like the wind always knocking on my door.
Don’t you maybe think that this is a little bit crazy Maybe its the drink that’s making me a little bit hazy But if im to be honest with you, I know that I’ll be alright Cuz I already know who’s gonna make me happy tonight
Oh Alvina Won’t you be my friendly fluffy three toed cat tonight Oh Alvina So Round, Cute and Cuddly with patches of Gray and White Oh Alvina Won’t you curl up next to me, tonight?
The day is here, The wedding couple said their lovely vows in time It's so surreal, the love in the room as sweet as chocolate pie And all the love ones here, every single one of them is happy to be there for you I’ll make the list, just to show the love love love is true for proof
[Spoken Word]
Maybe there’s possibility that I left out somebody But with so many friends here, who could that possibly be Maybe someone that you possibly left behind But they will always be there at home for you to find
Oh Alvina Won’t you make sure that my friends will make it home safe tonight Oh Alvina So Round, Cute and Cuddly with patches of Gray and White Oh Alvina Won’t you be their Guardian tonight?
Uncle Karlov's Kompot II: The Golden Cup
This brew doesn’t taste as it should God knows this can’t be good We’ve done all that we could I know what we need for this crew The Golden cup is what we need In order for power to be free Come join me on a quest tonight For tonight my friends we band together and Ride!
Together we Ride (4x)
Pass the end of Unntai Secrets lost in the portal of time Guarded by an ancient demon It should be as easy as pie I will get what I came for It’s all just obvious to me That this was supposed to be my destiny! So bring the fucking cup to me, and after my friends we go and Ride
Together we Ride (4x)
I like Pie (a whole bunch of times)
Gotta have the pie Gotta eat the pie Gotta taste the pie Gotta love the pie I like pie
Gotta bake the pie Gotta make the pie Gotta fuck the pie GOTTA FUCK THE PIE I like pie
Gotta have the pie Gotta take the pie Gotta praise the pie Gotta love the pie I like pie
Gotta tease the pie Gotta squeeze the pie Gotta hold the pie Gotta love the pie I like pie
Pineapple Pie, Cherry Pie Chocolate Pie, Apple Pie Pineapple Pie, Cherry Pie Did you know my favorite part of my of math Is reciting Pi 3.1415926535897- oh fuck it
I find myself floating in a sea of my own agony It seems I’m trapped here for all of eternity
When I say I’m happy it’s a fucking lie All I ever seem to do is cry at night I’m such a fucking disgusting mess God save me from this hell I’m in
I find myself floating in a sea of my own agony Surrounded by the faces of those I try to please It seems my depression is dark void that I can’t control Forcing me to sleep until my last days on this world
It’s time to heal C’mon let yourself just feel It’s time to heal Know your feelings are real
I know it's hard to try and forget, the things you might of lost But remember the ones you’ve gained that you love
It’s time to heal Let your mind get clear It’s time to heal It’s alright to shed those tears
I know you fear at any moment the worst will come But let it all out, at the top of your lungs
It’s time to heal
I know you have anger deep inside, for those who did you wrong But it's time to forgive, and just move on
It’s time to heal It’s time to heal It’s time to heal It’s time to heal