Трек-лист
- Cold as Ice
- Kong vs. Kong (ft. Shotgun Guy)
- The Wario Kingdom
- Zombdroid
- Unfortunate Protagonist
- Sequel
- Renard - WI-FI BRIDGE (cover)
Тексты песен
I need some time to heal this morbid way I feel The only comfort I find is in this mirror shard of mine Consumed by its other side Obsessed, I further bide He wants to take my keys Ordon pumpkin and goat cheese?
If you come near my mirror again I'll be the one who ends you Who ends your Hyrule quest
So off my guard and cold The shard this hand holds A newfound power It is you I must devour
And out you reach your hand This you must understand EYES GLOW WAKE FEAR NO TAKE MIRROR
If you come near my mirror again I'll be the one who ends you Who ends your Hyrule quest I've never felt so strong before Never so weak and sick too I will not rest
Diddy: You shit-brained, fat ape Rolling around, you’re barrel-shaped Blasting’ hood beats on my boombox playing tapes Kids know I’m the cool one Do you even vape? I’m hip, I blow down They call me Puff Diddy These kids know you’re a clown Not even winning our pity You shoulda just stayed in the arcade I’m you, but I’m faster Your mother fucking upgrade
DK: Look at what you've done Now there can only be one Man, you better recognize You're in the Donkey Kong franchise
I will break you twiggy little bitch Don’t forget that you’re just a third-rate sidekick I can’t believe that you just said all that I’m gonna shit in your little red hat Your association with Rare is that you’re hardly ever there You never were much help I’ll save the world by god damn myself
Diddy: Don’t forget about the weapons from 64 Hit the floor, fear this primal roar I admit that we had our fun Now your fate is my Peanut Popgun
DK: Diddy sure had a lot to say Until my coconut gun blasted him away
Take everything Excess of greed All that I need To succeed Conquering the kingdom
I’m seeing gold Always I fold Capitalize Nationalize
Back in the day I raised peace flags Now the flags of this land all say my name People change
That’s when I found to my delight Floating treasure was in my sight Can’t be real But that doesn’t change how it will make you feel Although you lose your god damn mind, you will never care These dollar signs Nintendo These coins are more than I’ll ever spend though
Punch through bricks I’ll walk on clouds Now they just plain overcrowd Underground All around In the sea They’re calling me Scaling walls and over fireballs Risking it all I'll risk it all
In the sea They’re calling me Scaling walls and over fireballs Come see the transformation The Mario Nation
Gaining more strength Can’t take a rest Go any length Must be the best (numbah one!)
Become fearless Losing my wits These rampant coins Cannot resist Bleeding gold at the wrist
This is one kingdom under me Mario, Mario! I can sense I’m becoming him Wario, Wario!
And as more adventures unfold The limit on coins is uncontrolled Can’t be real But that doesn’t change how it will make you feel Although you lose your god damn mind You will never care These dollar signs Nintendo These coins are more than I’ll ever spend though
A hallucination The Mario Nation I’m becoming him The Wario Kingdom Come see the transformation The Mario Nation Blowing up my income The Wario Kingdom
Do you ever even visit the grave? Buried alive where you suffocate Liking nostalgia pages every day Letting everything dissipate
New found maturity with insecurity Chain him up He is the zombie in your backyard We stress who we impress Depriving the suppressed Shoot the brain Won’t feed the zombie in your backyard
Slice and dice the cords of your life support That played out bombshell “That didn’t age so well”
The zombie only wanted brain You threw him into a shooting range More lives rushing down the drains Succumbed to this fatal change
Press power when you come across The strongest final boss Run away Here comes the zombie in your backyard You could not escape More cover the landscape Final wave of zombies in your backyard
Final wave
The final wave You gave your brains away Another life On the dawn of its final day
As I step foot into the forest I just cannot help but think If only they would see me now I'd be laughing in their faces
I just can't wait to save the princess I'll be a hero after all Watch me breeze right through these dungeons Every evil boss will fall
They fall As I watch the light go out Slashing any shred of doubt
As I step foot into the forest I just cannot help but think Without me they would all be doomed They would all plummet and sink
I just can't wait to save the princess I'll be a hero after all All the kids will want to be me If they don’t already fear me
Never thought I would feel that again Bring it back Bring it back Pass it on to a friend
I fear I've been drifting away again Astronauts floating in space they pretend
So I’m an internet tough guy and you’re an internet chick I can play it cool online and make my rad attitude stick But let me let you in on a secret You gotta promise not to tell I’m just trying to keep myself busy Because deep down i miss you like hell
If i could taste through pixels you bet your ass i would If i could feel through fiber-optics life would be so good If i could use my wi-fi connection like a bridge I’d be there in a snap to be the one that cures your itch