Припев этого сингла был написан, пока Бад Мелвин ждал своего друга, чтобы пообедать. Через некоторое время у музыканта случился разрыв пяточного сухожилия, и, пока он лежал на восстановлении в кровати, он дописал и записал остальное при помощи штучек Monotron, которые прислали музыканты из hexawe. Так появился на свет сингл «Wheeler».
He's in town and he's running around you never know just where he's going to be found
Don't you know his name is Wheeler
He's a game player, dragon slayer, lady layer, try to beat him but you don't have a prayer
Everybody calls him Wheeler
He's got a car, and he's driven it far, covered with pictures of the moon and the stars
Don't you know his name is Wheeler
He's faster than the speed of sound maybe light, shining bright, you must respect his might
Don't you know his name is Wheeler
He's the son of a tank, daughter of a jet fighter, you know there's never been anybody braver or brighter
His name is Wheeler
He shoots laser beams out of his hands, he's the man, and he doesn't give a good god damn
Don't you know his name is Wheeler
He eats 10 square meals a day, he doesn't play, so you better stay out of his way
His momma named him Wheeler
He bench presses cars and vans, he crushes rocks into sand, he's an incredible man
Everybody calls him Wheeler
He gives hugs full of love, but when push comes to shove, he rains his terror on down from above
His name is Wheeler
He grows flowers and plants, talks to the birds and the ants, tunes into nature meditations and chants
They call him Wheeler
He's smarter than the smartest of smart, a master of martial art, he'll love you with the world's biggest heart
His name is Wheeler
He's as small as a flower, he's as tall as a tower, he's got you all within the thrall of his power
They call him Wheeler